Quotes and Text Messages

Some people don’t get any respect at all because they are asking for the respect they deserve.
You don’t marry someone you can live with. You marry the person who you cannot live without.

Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but press the wrong button and you’re disconnected. Guys are like buses. If you miss that one, another will be along soon.

Relationships are like traffic signs 1-way, 2-way, do not enter, no U turn, no left turn, but the best so far is give way and keep right.
Being happy all the time is kind of boring.

Words and hearts should be handled with care… for words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair.

Words and hearts should be handled with care… for words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair.

The best thing about an enemy is that he tells the truth about you.
Say good about yourself and you’ll be called arrogant; say bad about yourself and you’ll be believed.

There is no absolute freedom. When your girlfriend says, “I love you”, that is her freedom. But then again, will you let her say, “I love you” to every man.

Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows; the more you suppress it, the more it grows.
It is always a pleasure to listen to persons bragging about their humility.
We forgive those who bore us but cannot forgive those whom we bore.

A couple went to an agricultural show way out in the country side one fine Sunday afternoon. They stayed around long enough to watch the auctioning of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off, “A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.”