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		<title>Mature Joke About a Naughty Parrot and Three Nuns</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day, three nuns where walking through the street on a community. As they came across a blue house, they heard a teasing whistle. They gazed to know whom the whistle came from and they were surprised that it was from a naughty parrot on the porch.
They continued to walk when suddenly, “BLUE, BLACK, RED!” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Conversation Between a Couple Before and After Marriage</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:17:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Funny Joke About a Husband and Wife]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[BEFORE MARRIAGE…
Boy: Yes! At last… It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke About an Old Man and An Affair</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An 80-year-old man went into the confessional.
Old man: Father I’m an 80-year-old man, I’m married and I have 4 children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two 18-year-old girls. We partied and made love all night long.
Priest: When was the last time you were at confession?
Old man: I have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mature Humor/Adult Jokes #7 &#8211; Young Woman and Innocent Little Brother</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 10:54:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done.
One day he took his questions to his mother, and she became flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mature Humor/Adult Jokes #6 &#8211; A Lamp</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 06:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day, Little Johnny&#8217;s teacher, Miss Figpot asked the class if they could name some things you can suck!&#8221;
&#8220;Ice cream, ma&#8217;am!&#8221; Little Mary answered.
&#8220;Good, Mary.&#8221; Miss Figpot said, &#8220;Anyone else?&#8221;. &#8220;How about a lollipop!&#8221; said Steven.
&#8220;Very good, now it&#8217;s your turn Johnny!&#8221;, the teacher said.
Little Johnny, sitting at back then answered, &#8220;A lamp!&#8221;.
The teacher and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mature Humor/Adult Jokes #5 &#8211; A Day in the Clinic</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 06:07:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There’s nothing worse than a snotty doctor’s receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it.
A 61 year old man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men and Women Joke: Differences in Vocabulary</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 03:43:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. A THINGEY:
A. Female &#8211; Any part under a car’s hood.
B. Male &#8211; The strap fastener on a woman’s bra
2. VULNERABLE:
A. Female &#8211; Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
B. Male &#8211; Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION:
A. Female &#8211; The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
B. Male &#8211; Leaving a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mature Humor/Adult Jokes #3</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 06:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Inevitable
Why is the cemetery like a lavatory?
Because, when you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go.
Which to Wag

Why is a dog a man’s best friend?
Because it wags its tail and not its tongue.
Sense of Punctuation

An English professor wrote the sentence “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed her students to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mature Humor/Adult Jokes #2</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Speakers of the House
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Wish!
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mature Humor/Adult Jokes #1</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:52:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Creation: A Brief History
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
Whom to Let In First
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let in first?
The dog, of [...]]]></description>
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