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		<title>Lawyer&#8217;s Jokes #2</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:59:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lawyer: “On what grounds do you want to divorce your husband?”
Client: “He hit me and closed one of my eyes. Is that enough?”
Lawyer: “Certainly. It’s an open and shut case!”
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An accused man speaking before the judge…
“I didn’t mean to push that woman over the cliff, your honor. It was an accident. From the back, she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lawyer&#8217;s Jokes #1</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A client asked the maximum penalty for bigamy, the lawyer replied: “two-mothers-in-law!”
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Judge: “Conrado, I cannot conceive of a meanor, more cowardly act than yours of running away from your wife. Do you realize you are a deserter?”
Conrado (accused): “But, Judge, if you know that woman as I do, you would not call me a deserter&#8212;- [...]]]></description>
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