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		<title>Lawyer’s Jokes #3</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 07:51:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start! What&#8217;s the difference between an attorney and a pit bull? Jewelry. How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving. How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, and then on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lawyer&#8217;s Jokes #2</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:59:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lawyer: “On what grounds do you want to divorce your husband?” Client: “He hit me and closed one of my eyes. Is that enough?” Lawyer: “Certainly. It’s an open and shut case!” &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-*********&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- An accused man speaking before the judge… “I didn’t mean to push that woman over the cliff, your honor. It was an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lawyer&#8217;s Jokes #1</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A client asked the maximum penalty for bigamy, the lawyer replied: “two-mothers-in-law!” &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-***&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; Judge: “Conrado, I cannot conceive of a meanor, more cowardly act than yours of running away from your wife. Do you realize you are a deserter?” Conrado (accused): “But, Judge, if you know that woman as I do, you would not call [...]]]></description>
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