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		<title>Joke About an Old Man and An Affair</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Joke About an Old Guy and an Affair With Two Girls]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[An 80-year-old man went into the confessional. Old man: Father I’m an 80-year-old man, I’m married and I have 4 children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two 18-year-old girls. We partied and made love all night long. Priest: When was the last time you were at confession? Old [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Joke About Divorced Barbie</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barbie Joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Joke About Barbie]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man goes into a store to buy a special birthday present for his daughter. Man: How much for that Barbie on the window? Salesgirl: Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95 and Divorced [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Joke About a Blonde: Beginner&#8217;s Luck</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:26:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Joke about a blonde woman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and run away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men and Women Joke: Name Calling</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:09:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Joke About Name Calling]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of her car’s window and yells, “PIG!” The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, “BITCH!” They continue on their way, and as the man rounds [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men and Women Joke: An American Couple in Israel</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:07:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[A Husband and Wife in Israel]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Joke About a Wife and a Camels]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As American tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them, carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk which yielded no results, he asked where they were from. “America,” the husband replied. Looking at the wife’s dark hair and olive [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke About Missing Persons</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:02:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. Wife: “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.” Next-door Neighbor: (Protesting) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke About a Drunk and Silence</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Joke About a Drunk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joke About Silence]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. “So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?” “I’ve been to the pub,” slurs the drunk. “Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you had quite a few drinks.” “I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lawyer’s Jokes #3</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 07:51:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lawyer's Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start! What&#8217;s the difference between an attorney and a pit bull? Jewelry. How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving. How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, and then on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Joke About a Blonde and a Brunette</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 07:23:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny joke about a blonde woman and a brunette woman]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde and a brunette were talking, and the blonde was very stressed. The brunette asked her what was the matter. The blonde proceeded to tell her that she really needed to sell her car, but no one would buy because it has 130,000 miles on it. The brunette said to her, &#8220;I know a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny/Silly US Laws (Classified by State)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:43:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Funny joke about US Laws]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are real standing laws from around the United States of America. I honestly think they&#8217;re funny. Alabama: 1. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. California: 1. Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over [...]]]></description>
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