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		<description><![CDATA[A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. “So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?” “I’ve been to the pub,” slurs the drunk. “Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you had quite a few drinks.” “I [...]]]></description>
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