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		<title>Lawyer’s Jokes #3</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start! What&#8217;s the difference between an attorney and a pit bull? Jewelry. How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving. How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, and then on the [...]]]></description>
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