Quotes and Text Messages

Amo: Inday, may pulubi sa gate, paalisin mo nga!

Inday to Amo: Right away, Ma’am!!!

Inday to Beggar: Hey you putrid-smelling beggar with the diverse ambianceof scented junk that assails everybody’s nostrils and poisons everyone’s fresh and carbon free lungs. Please, go away now!!!

Beggar to Inday: What? Who do you think you are, you pathetic trying hard nanny! How could you, a social climber and very low grade mammal, underestimate a high-class beggar like me? The hell with you!!!

Inday: Nakakasakit ka na ah!!! Hmmp!!! Ma’am oh, ayaw po umalis oh.

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