Men and Women Joke: Differences in Vocabulary
1. A THINGEY:
A. Female – Any part under a car’s hood.
B. Male – The strap fastener on a woman’s bra
2. VULNERABLE:
A. Female – Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
B. Male – Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION:
A. Female – The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
B. Male – Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT:
A. Female – A desire to get married and raise a family.
B. Male – Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend.
5. ENTERTAINMENT:
A. Female – A good movie, concert, play or book.
B. Male – Anything that can be done while drinking.
6. FLATULENCE:
A. Female – An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
B. Male – A source of entertainment, self-expression & male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE:
A. Female – The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
B. Male – Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
8. REMOTE CONTROL:
A. Female – A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
B. Male – A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.
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