Men and Women Joke: Would You Remarry?
Written by QAT on Jun 15th, 2008 | Filed under: Jokes, Men and Women Jokes
A wife asked her husband . . .
Wife: “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”
Husband: “After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”
Wife: “If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?”
Husband: “We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I’m not going to get rid of our house. I guess she would.”
Wife: “If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?”
Husband: “Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us a lot. It’s going to last a long time, so I guess she would.”
Wife: “If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?”
Husband: “Oh, no! She’s left-handed.”
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