A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married.
Gentleman: “Well, I guess I just never met the right woman . . . I guess I’ve been looking for the perfect girl.”
Friend: “Oh, come on now. Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry.”
Gentleman: “Yes, there was this one girl . . . once I guess was the perfect girl, the only perfect girl, I ever really met. She was just the right everything . . . I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me.”
Friend: “Well, why didn’t you marry her?”
Gentleman: “She was looking for the perfect man.”

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