Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender:

Harvey: “Pour me stiff one, Eddie. I just had another fight with the little woman.”

Eddie (bartender): “Oh yeah. And how did this on end?”

Harvey: “When it was over, she came to me in her hand s and kness.”

Eddie: “Really? Now that’s a switch! What did he say?”

Harvey: “She said, ‘Come out from under that bed, you gutless weasel!’”

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