Lawyer: “On what grounds do you want to divorce your husband?”

Client: “He hit me and closed one of my eyes. Is that enough?”

Lawyer: “Certainly. It’s an open and shut case!”

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An accused man speaking before the judge…

“I didn’t mean to push that woman over the cliff, your honor. It was an accident. From the back, she looked like my wife.”

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