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Lawyer’s Jokes #1

Written by QAT on Apr 26th, 2008 | Filed under: Lawyer's Jokes

A client asked the maximum penalty for bigamy, the lawyer replied: “two-mothers-in-law!”

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Judge: “Conrado, I cannot conceive of a meanor, more cowardly act than yours of running away from your wife. Do you realize you are a deserter?”

Conrado (accused): “But, Judge, if you know that woman as I do, you would not call me a deserter—- I am a refugee!”

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