Lawyer’s Jokes #3
Written by QAT on Oct 18th, 2008 | Filed under: Lawyer's Jokes
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
What’s the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?
Jewelry.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
How does an attorney sleep?
First he lies on one side, and then on the other.
How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture?
Just say “Fees!”
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