Joke About Missing Persons
Written by QAT on Nov 21st, 2008 | Filed under: Joke for All
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.
Wife: “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”
Next-door Neighbor: (Protesting) Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.”
Wife: “Yes, but WHO WANTS HIM BACK?”
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