Joke About a Drunk and Silence
Written by QAT on Nov 21st, 2008 | Filed under: Joke for All
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.
“So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?”
“I’ve been to the pub,” slurs the drunk.
“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you had quite a few drinks.”
“I did all right,” the drunk says with a smile.
“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms in front of him, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”
“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”
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