A couple went to an agricultural show way out in the country side one fine Sunday afternoon. They stayed around long enough to watch the auctioning of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off, “A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.”

The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, “See! That was more than 5 times a month.”

The second bull is to be sold. The seller yells for all to hear, “Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year.”Again the wife bugs her husband, “Hey, that’s more than 10 times a month! What do YOU say to that?!”

Her husband is really getting annoyed with this comparison.

The third bull is up for sale. As expected, the seller brags about the animal’s accomplishment, “And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!”

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, “That’s once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!”

The husband was pretty irritated by now, so he yells back, “Sure, once a day! . . .But ask the auctioneer if they were with the same cow!!!”

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