Quotes and Text Messages

A man goes into a store to buy a special birthday present for his daughter.

Man: How much for that Barbie on the window?

Salesgirl: Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95 and Divorced Barbie For $265.95.

Man: Why is Divorced Barbie going for $265.95? Every other Barbie costs only $19.95!

Salesgirl: That’s obvious Sir. Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat and Ken’s furniture…

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