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Funny Joke About a Blonde and a Brunette

Written by QAT on Oct 18th, 2008 | Filed under: Funny Jokes

A blonde and a brunette were talking, and the blonde was very stressed. The brunette asked her what was the matter. The blonde proceeded to tell her that she really needed to sell her car, but no one would buy because it has 130,000 miles on it.

The brunette said to her, “I know a way that will help you sell it. I have a friend who can help you, but it’s illegal.”

The blonde said, “I’ll do anything.” So the brunette gave the blonde the phone number of a guy who could turn back the odometer on her car. A week later the blonde and the brunette crossed paths, and the brunette asked the blonde if she had sold her car yet.

The blonde said, “Why would I sell a car with only 40,000 miles on it?!”

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2 Responses to “Funny Joke About a Blonde and a Brunette”

  1. good joke.

    you know the joke about a guy that just bought a Mercedes.

    Every morning, as usual goes to the cafeteria to get his breakfast, and says to his morning friends that just bought this new Benz.

    He said that the 1 day he went from Rome to Viterbo in 1 hour and 5 minuts.
    the 2nd day he take 57 min.
    the 3rd day take him 51 min.
    the 4th day 43 min.

    one of his friends in the cafeteria ask and the 5th day?

    He answer that he sold the car, because he doesnt need to go to Viterbo everyday……

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    jessie reply on April 1st, 2009 2:29 pm:

    No I haven;t heard of it but thanks for the input. ;-)

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