Mature Humor/Adult Jokes #3
Written by QAT on Jul 18th, 2008 | Filed under: Adult Jokes
The Inevitable
Why is the cemetery like a lavatory?
Because, when you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go.
Which to Wag
Why is a dog a man’s best friend?
Because it wags its tail and not its tongue.
Sense of Punctuation
An English professor wrote the sentence “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed her students to punctuate it.
The guys wrote, “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”
The girls wrote, “Woman! Without her, man is nothing!”
Which explain all these gender conflicts across the ages.
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