Quotes and Text Messages

Creation: A Brief History

In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

Whom to Let In First

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let in first?
The dog, of course. At least he’ll shut up after you let him in.

Marriage: A Three Ring Circus

Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
Suffering

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