Quotes and Text Messages

An 80-year-old man went into the confessional.

Old man: Father I’m an 80-year-old man, I’m married and I have 4 children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two 18-year-old girls. We partied and made love all night long.

Priest: When was the last time you were at confession?

Old man: I have never been to confession, I’m jewish.

Priest: Then why are you telling me this?

Old man: Father, I’m telling everyone!

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