Quotes and Text Messages

Amo: Inday, may pulubi sa gate, paalisin mo nga!

Inday to Amo: Right away, Ma’am!!!

Inday to Beggar: Hey you putrid-smelling beggar with the diverse ambianceof scented junk that assails everybody’s nostrils and poisons everyone’s fresh and carbon free lungs. Please, go away now!!!

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Types of Maids

Obedient: “Nakahanda na po ako, Sir . . . ng pagkain.”
Polite: “Luluhod na po ba ako, Sir . . . para ma-bless and food?”
Careful: “Dahan-dahan naman po, Sir . . . bka mabasag ang plato.”
Addict: “Ang sarap Sir . . . sana araw-araw ganito lagi ang ulam natin!”
Concerned: “Bilisan mo, Sir. Darating na po si Ma’am . . . sigurado gutom na yun!”
Bless your naughty mind . . . hehe!