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		<title>Men and Women Joke: Name Calling</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:09:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of her car’s window and yells, “PIG!”
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, “BITCH!”
They continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men and Women Joke: An American Couple in Israel</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:07:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[A Husband and Wife in Israel]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Joke About a Wife and a Camels]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As American tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them, carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk which yielded no results, he asked where they were from.
“America,” the husband replied.
Looking at the wife’s dark hair and olive skin, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men and Women Joke: Differences in Vocabulary</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 03:43:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. A THINGEY:
A. Female &#8211; Any part under a car’s hood.
B. Male &#8211; The strap fastener on a woman’s bra
2. VULNERABLE:
A. Female &#8211; Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
B. Male &#8211; Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION:
A. Female &#8211; The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
B. Male &#8211; Leaving a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men and Women Jokes: Lion Tamer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:46:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Joke about a lion tamer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the wife awoke to find her mother gone.
Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men and Women Joke: Intense Grief</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 04:44:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men and Women Joke: Another Fight</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 04:42:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender:
Harvey: “Pour me stiff one, Eddie. I just had another fight with the little woman.”
Eddie (bartender): “Oh yeah. And how did this on end?”
Harvey: “When it was over, she came to me in her hand s and kness.”
Eddie: “Really? Now that’s a switch! What did he say?”
Harvey: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men and Women Joke: The Bribe</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 04:39:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
“Look, I’ll give $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘forsaking all other, be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that part [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men and Women Joke: The Perfect Girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 04:37:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married.
Gentleman: “Well, I guess I just never met the right woman . . . I guess I’ve been looking for the perfect girl.”
Friend: “Oh, come on now. Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry.”
Gentleman: “Yes, there was this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men and Women Joke: Would You Remarry?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 04:35:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A wife asked her husband . . .
Wife: “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”
Husband: “After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”
Wife: “If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?”
Husband: “We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men and Women Joke: The Wish</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 04:33:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three guys are out to have a relaxing day fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free and in return, she will grant for them a wish.
One of the guys just won’t believe her, and so he says, “Ok, if you can really grant wishes, then double my [...]]]></description>
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