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Lawyer’s Jokes #3

Written by QAT on Oct 18th, 2008 | Filed under: Lawyer's Jokes

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!

What’s the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?
Jewelry.

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Lawyer’s Jokes #2

Written by QAT on Apr 26th, 2008 | Filed under: Lawyer's Jokes

Lawyer: “On what grounds do you want to divorce your husband?”

Client: “He hit me and closed one of my eyes. Is that enough?”

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Lawyer’s Jokes #1

Written by QAT on Apr 26th, 2008 | Filed under: Lawyer's Jokes

A client asked the maximum penalty for bigamy, the lawyer replied: “two-mothers-in-law!”

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Tags: divorces, Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, Lawyer's Jokes, marriage, married couples

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