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		<title>Joke About Missing Persons</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:02:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.
Wife: “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”
Next-door Neighbor: (Protesting) Your husband [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke About a Drunk and Silence</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.
“So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?”
“I’ve been to the pub,” slurs the drunk.
“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you had quite a few drinks.”
“I did all right,” the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny/Silly US Laws (Classified by State)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:43:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are real standing laws from around the United States of America. I honestly think they&#8217;re funny.  
Alabama: 1. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
California: 1. Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bill Gates Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 03:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:
&#8220;If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.&#8221;
In response to Bill&#8217;s comments, General Motors issued a press release [...]]]></description>
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