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		<title>Why Women Rule Our World? &#124; Funny Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 18:58:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Funny Joke About Women Dominating the World]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is what a TYPICAL WOMAN say:
&#8220;What&#8217;s yours is mine!
And what&#8217;s mine is mine!&#8221;
(Mine only)
Do you get me?
Here is a simple video to illustrate how:

Now you know why women dominate the world.  
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		<title>Funny Joke About Tourists</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three tourists were traveling in South America: a redheaded Irishman, a black-haired Frenchman, and a blonde American. They all found themselves in a bar in a small Latin American country which was ruled by a strict dictator. As luck would have it, they got into an argument and a bar fight soon started. The local [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mr. Bean Joke: Mr. Bean’s on a Health Consultation</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:33:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Bean felt ill, so the doctor gave him a tablet. He started cutting the sides of the tablet.
Doctor: Why are you cutting the sides?
Mr. Bean: To avoid the side effects!
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		<title>Funny Joke About Divorced Barbie</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man goes into a store to buy a special birthday present for his daughter.
Man: How much for that Barbie on the window?
Salesgirl: Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95 and Divorced Barbie For [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Joke About a Blonde: Beginner&#8217;s Luck</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:26:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and run away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks.
Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Joke About a Blonde and a Brunette</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 07:23:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde and a brunette were talking, and the blonde was very stressed. The brunette asked her what was the matter. The blonde proceeded to tell her that she really needed to sell her car, but no one would buy because it has 130,000 miles on it.
The brunette said to her, &#8220;I know a way [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Joke About Classroom Recitation</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils&#8217; answer by reciting a short poem.
The first kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and said, &#8220;My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Joke: An Italian and A Greek</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:05:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck’s one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, &#8220;Well, we have the Parthenon.&#8221;
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, &#8220;We have the Coliseum.&#8221;
The Greek retorts, &#8220;We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.&#8221;
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, &#8220;But we built the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Joke: Questions and Answers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 12:55:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They&#8217;re both empty from the neck up.
Q: How do you make a blonde&#8217;s eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
Q: What&#8217;s the Blonde&#8217;s cheer?
A: &#8221; I&#8217;m blonde, I&#8217;m blonde, I&#8217;m B.L.O.N&#8230;.ah, oh well.. I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Joke About Circumcision</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:13:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over and asks, &#8220;What are you in for?&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m here to get my tonsils out and I&#8217;m nervous,&#8221; the second boy says.
The first kid says, &#8220;You&#8217;ve got nothing to worry [...]]]></description>
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