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		<title>Why Women Rule Our World? &#124; Funny Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 18:58:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Funny Joke About Women Dominating the World]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is what a TYPICAL WOMAN say: &#8220;What&#8217;s yours is mine! And what&#8217;s mine is mine!&#8221; (Mine only) Do you get me? Here is a simple video to illustrate how: Now you know why women dominate the world.]]></description>
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		<title>Mature Joke About a Naughty Parrot and Three Nuns</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day, three nuns where walking through the street on a community. As they came across a blue house, they heard a teasing whistle. They gazed to know whom the whistle came from and they were surprised that it was from a naughty parrot on the porch. They continued to walk when suddenly, “BLUE, BLACK, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Conversation Between a Couple Before and After Marriage</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:17:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Funny Joke About a Husband and Wife]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[BEFORE MARRIAGE… Boy: Yes! At last… It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No! Don’t even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, over and over! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No! Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Joke About Tourists</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three tourists were traveling in South America: a redheaded Irishman, a black-haired Frenchman, and a blonde American. They all found themselves in a bar in a small Latin American country which was ruled by a strict dictator. As luck would have it, they got into an argument and a bar fight soon started. The local [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mr. Bean Joke: Mr. Bean’s on a Health Consultation</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:33:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Bean felt ill, so the doctor gave him a tablet. He started cutting the sides of the tablet. Doctor: Why are you cutting the sides? Mr. Bean: To avoid the side effects!]]></description>
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		<title>Joke About a Beggar and a Maid</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 00:24:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amo: Inday, may pulubi sa gate, paalisin mo nga! Inday to Amo: Right away, Ma’am!!! Inday to Beggar: Hey you putrid-smelling beggar with the diverse ambianceof scented junk that assails everybody’s nostrils and poisons everyone’s fresh and carbon free lungs. Please, go away now!!! Beggar to Inday: What? Who do you think you are, you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke About Different Types of Maids</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 00:21:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Types of Maids Obedient: “Nakahanda na po ako, Sir . . . ng pagkain.” Polite: “Luluhod na po ba ako, Sir . . . para ma-bless and food?” Careful: “Dahan-dahan naman po, Sir . . . bka mabasag ang plato.” Addict: “Ang sarap Sir . . . sana araw-araw ganito lagi ang ulam natin!” Concerned: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke About an Old Man and An Affair</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An 80-year-old man went into the confessional. Old man: Father I’m an 80-year-old man, I’m married and I have 4 children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two 18-year-old girls. We partied and made love all night long. Priest: When was the last time you were at confession? Old [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Joke About Divorced Barbie</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>QAT</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man goes into a store to buy a special birthday present for his daughter. Man: How much for that Barbie on the window? Salesgirl: Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95 and Divorced [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Joke About a Blonde: Beginner&#8217;s Luck</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:26:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and run away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches [...]]]></description>
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