Why Women Rule Our World? | Funny Jokes
Here is what a TYPICAL WOMAN say:
“What’s yours is mine!
And what’s mine is mine!”
(Mine only)
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Here is what a TYPICAL WOMAN say:
“What’s yours is mine!
And what’s mine is mine!”
(Mine only)
One day, three nuns where walking through the street on a community. As they came across a blue house, they heard a teasing whistle. They gazed to know whom the whistle came from and they were surprised that it was from a naughty parrot on the porch.
Tags: Adult Jokes, Joke About a Parrot and Three Nuns, mature humorBEFORE MARRIAGE…
Boy: Yes! At last… It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy? I’m not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you???
Boy: Yes!!!
Girl: Oh, darling!!!
AFTER MARRIAGE…
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Tags: Adult Jokes, Funny Joke About a Husband and Wife, mature humorThree tourists were traveling in South America: a redheaded Irishman, a black-haired Frenchman, and a blonde American. They all found themselves in a bar in a small Latin American country which was ruled by a strict dictator. As luck would have it, they got into an argument and a bar fight soon started. The local military police arrived and arrested them.
Tags: Funny Jokes, humor, Joke About TouristsMr. Bean felt ill, so the doctor gave him a tablet. He started cutting the sides of the tablet.
Doctor: Why are you cutting the sides?
Mr. Bean: To avoid the side effects!
Amo: Inday, may pulubi sa gate, paalisin mo nga!
Inday to Amo: Right away, Ma’am!!!
Inday to Beggar: Hey you putrid-smelling beggar with the diverse ambianceof scented junk that assails everybody’s nostrils and poisons everyone’s fresh and carbon free lungs. Please, go away now!!!
Tags: humor, Joke About a Beggar, Joke About a Maid, Pinoy JokesTypes of Maids
Obedient: “Nakahanda na po ako, Sir . . . ng pagkain.”
Polite: “Luluhod na po ba ako, Sir . . . para ma-bless and food?”
Careful: “Dahan-dahan naman po, Sir . . . bka mabasag ang plato.”
Addict: “Ang sarap Sir . . . sana araw-araw ganito lagi ang ulam natin!”
Concerned: “Bilisan mo, Sir. Darating na po si Ma’am . . . sigurado gutom na yun!”
Bless your naughty mind . . . hehe!
An 80-year-old man went into the confessional.
Old man: Father I’m an 80-year-old man, I’m married and I have 4 children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two 18-year-old girls. We partied and made love all night long.
Tags: Adult Jokes, humor, Joke About an Old Guy and an Affair With Two Girls, Jokes, mature humorA man goes into a store to buy a special birthday present for his daughter.
Man: How much for that Barbie on the window?
Salesgirl: Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95 and Divorced Barbie For $265.95.
Tags: Barbie Joke, Funny Joke About Barbie, Funny Jokes, humor, JokesA blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and run away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks.
Tags: Funny Joke about a blonde woman, Funny Jokes, humor, JokesA man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of her car’s window and yells, “PIG!”
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, “BITCH!”
They continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
If only men would listen!
Tags: humor, Joke About Name Calling, Jokes, Men and Women JokesAs American tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them, carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk which yielded no results, he asked where they were from.
“America,” the husband replied.
Tags: A Husband and Wife in Israel, humor, Joke About a Wife and a Camels, Jokes, Men and Women JokesA wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.
Wife: “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”
Tags: humor, Joke About a Missing Person, Joke About Missing Persons, Joke for All, JokesA drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.
“So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?”
Tags: humor, Joke About a Drunk, Joke About Silence, Joke for All, JokesWhat do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
What’s the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?
Jewelry.